The Foot Book (by Dr. Suess) made Especially for Boys!

Here's a fun story to read, adapted just for BOYS. Just replace the word Foot in the story with fart. I know it's grose, but Our kids laughed their heads off.

Just in case you don't have the storybook, here's the words already changed. of course it's a lot more fun with the pictures.

Left Fart, Left Fart

Right Fart, Right

Fart in the morning

Fart at night

left fart, left fart, left fart, right

wet fart, dry fart, low fart, high fart

front fart, back fart

red fart, black fart

left fart, right fart, fart, fart, fart

how many, many farts you meet

slow fart, quick fart, trick fart, sick fart

up fart, down fart, here come clown fart

small fart, big fart, here come pig fart

his fart, her fart, fuzzy fur fart

in the house and on the street, how many, many farts you meet.

up in the air fart, over the chair fart

more and more farts, twenty four farts

here come more and more and more farts

left fart, right fart, fart, fart, fart.. oh how many farts you meet